Today Vaseline petroleum jelly slides onto store shelves for the first time. Write a poem about relief. Here is my entry:
Tylenol to the right,
Ibuprofen to the left,
Both for me to choose.
I battle the booms.
Allergies put up a fight,
All relief out of sight,
Once again I see medicine to the left and right,
People talk as I walk through the hope-filled halls,
Complaints and praise fill my ears,
I figure out just what is wrong,
And now I feel so strong.
I hope such pain will not ensue,
So I will never have to battle the booms.